I put off making a webpage for a long time because I thought it would be just a vanity project. So when I came around, I decided to include this page as a counterbalance. None of these things is horrible--some of them even have parts that I really like--but they are all pretty weak in terms of content or execution. They were failed attempts, but at least they were attempts. Enjoy! Or at least be amused, and it's ok to say to yourself, "Eh... Nice try, 'Mr. Artist'."